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$49.99
This extra-soft, extra-ugly knit crew-neck sweater is sure to bring joy this holiday season while feeling warm and comfortable. Pair it with jeans, signals intelligence equipment, scarf, exfiltration tools, your favorite beanie and a set of hotplug attack devices for a relaxed look that'll be sure to let everyone at the office holiday party know you're ready for near access operations.
- 55% cotton, 45% polyester
- Fabric weight: 13.27 oz./yd.² (450 g/m²)
- Lightweight, soft-feel fabric
- Unisex sizing
- Machine washable
Disclaimers:
- The sweater may shrink slightly after the first wash.
- Wash at 30–40°C.
- The average fulfillment time for this product is 7–14 days, with shipping being up to 2 weeks depending on the destination.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| 3XS | 16 ¼ | 22 ½ | 21 ⅜ |
| 2XS | 17 ⅜ | 23 ⅝ | 22 ½ |
| XS | 18 ½ | 24 ¾ | 23 ⅝ |
| S | 19 ½ | 25 ¾ | 24 ¾ |
| M | 20 ½ | 26 ¾ | 25 ⅝ |
| L | 22 | 27 ¾ | 26 |
| XL | 23 ⅝ | 28 ¾ | 26 ⅜ |
| 2XL | 25 ¼ | 29 ¾ | 26 ¾ |
| 3XL | 26 ¾ | 30 ⅛ | 27 |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| 3XS | 41.3 | 57.1 | 54.3 |
| 2XS | 44.1 | 60 | 57.2 |
| XS | 47 | 62.9 | 60 |
| S | 49.5 | 65.4 | 62.9 |
| M | 52 | 68 | 65 |
| L | 55.9 | 70.5 | 66 |
| XL | 60 | 73 | 67 |
| 2XL | 64.1 | 75.6 | 68 |
| 3XL | 68 | 76.5 | 68.6 |
